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ummm, sorry WHAT?!

"THAT WAS AN IDIOTIC STATUS. WHY AM I STILL ‘FRIENDS’ WITH YOU??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

me to most of my facebook friends.

‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY [INSERT HILARIOUS VARIATION OF NAME]! HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE : ) X’

hope my facebook friends don’t twig.

THINGS SOCIAL MEDIA HAS TAUGHT ME

• ANYBODY WHO PUTS ‘EVERYTHING! I LOVE MUSIC!’ IN THEIR ‘FAVOURITE MUSIC’ SECTION ACTUALLY HATES MUSIC, OR IS COMPLETELY UNAWARE IT EXISTS, AND ONLY LISTENS TO RIHANNA, KATY PERRY AND/OR JOHN MAYER.

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(Source: megacycles, via russiantrophywife)

WRITE OUT HATEFUL FACEBOOK COMMENTS, HOVER OVER THE SEND BUTTON, RELISH IN THE THRILL OF IT ALL, THEN… DELETE.

PASSIVE AGGRESSION 101