February 2012
18 posts
JUST CATCHING UP ON MY SODUNNYO DRUNKEN VIDS
… brb.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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“ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE. I HAVE A GUN, GET IN THE VAN.”
– courtesy of anti-joke.com
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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“THAT WAS AN IDIOTIC STATUS. WHY AM I STILL ‘FRIENDS’ WITH...”
– me to most of my facebook friends.
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Jan 24th
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bricksgetlaid asked: you're funny
Jan 23rd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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I NEED TO GO TO BED
BUT LAST NIGHT I HAD A REALLY SCARY DREAM ABOUT BEING CHASED BY THESE WEIRD LITTLE MANDRAKE CREATURES IN SOME SORT OF UNDERGROUND CHAMBER. THEY HAD BLACK GLITTERING EYES AND SCALED WALLS LIKE SPIDERS AND THEY RAN REALLY FAST AND OMG I’M SWEATING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Anonymous asked: lol get a life, leave pixie alone, when you get where she we, we can talk.
Jan 17th
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from my forthcoming novel, 'the day the "music"...
WHEN PIXIE LOTT AWOKE, SHE WAS HOLDING A BLOODIED KNIFE IN HER HANDS. ACROSS THE FLOOR, LYING IN AN EVER-EXPANDING POOL OF DARK RED, LAY BRUNO MARS. ‘OH GOD, WHAT’VE I DONE’, SHE WHISPERED TO NOBODY IN PARTICULAR. ‘WHAT WOULD MY MAMA DO (OH-OH OH-OH)’, SHE SOBBED QUIETLY, ‘IF SHE KNEW ABOUT ME… AND YOU?’ THE END.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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THIS ACTUALLY EXISTS WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF →
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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YOU KNOW THINGS ARE GOING WRONG
WHEN YOU START DREAMING ABOUT GETTING TUMBLR ‘LIKES’ + ‘REBLOGS’. (LOOK AT ME, TUMBLR, LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE CREATED… HELP ME. SAVE ME FROM MYSELF)
Jan 14th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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'HAPPY BIRTHDAY [INSERT HILARIOUS VARIATION OF...
hope my facebook friends don’t twig.
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 6th
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“i don’t want to watch ‘this is england’. it looks like too...”
– my sister, the influential film critic.
Jan 6th